Movie Monkey Review
Guidelines
A person who watches a movie brings with them their own personal likes and dislikes. Because of that personal bias, one Monkey may rate a movie GREAT, while another is thinking "Well, that sucked!"
On this page you will see what our bananas mean, and get a peek into the psyche of our team of Monkeys that rate the movies.
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Movie Review Guidelines
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 | This movie was great. If you ever get a chance to see it again, DO IT, even if you have to pay to go to the theater. If you've not seen it, DO IT. Get out this weekend and watch this movie. If you have a DVD player, go out and add this to your library. |
 | This movie was really good. It's one that people will be talking about, so you should get out to see it... once. If you see the DVD on sale at the grocery store, grab it. |
 | This movie was just OK. Don't waste your money going to the theater, but if you have a chance to rent it, it's worth your time to see... if there is nothing else on. |
 | If you are ever awake at three in the morning, can't get to sleep, and run out of things to watch, this MIGHT be an option for you. Don't expend any great effort to watch it though, you will be disappointed. |
 | This is a movie that you shouldn't see unless you have a chance to make out with a really hot date at the theater, and don't expect to watch much of the movie. |
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"Gad. I can't believe that somebody actually funded the making of this movie. I wish that I hand't wasted two hours of my life on this film. This has got to be one of the worst films to be made this year." |
As was mentioned above, the rating that any of our Monkeys give,
depends on what type of movies they like in the first place.
Here is a brief bio of our current Movie Monkeys.
Find the ones that most closely match
your likes and dislikes,
and you will probably find reviews by them very accurate to your tastes.
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